Monday, July 16, 2018

E-18 Extravagant Thanks!

As I like to do year after year, in the aftermath of each Extravaganza I take some quiet time to sit back, reflect on all that we did together and, most importantly, put fingers to keyboard to reach out to thank each of you who blessed us this year with the present of your presence.  And what a year it was!!

 

In spite of high waters, the likes of which the greater Missoula area had not seen since, get this, 1908, as we have done for each of the last sixteen years now, we fished each and every day that we were scheduled to do so with élan, good humor and boastful fishing success.  I still remember on Day One of Group One, putting in midstream on the Bitterroot River and, upon seeing this majestic river in its then roaring discharge, literally stopping my wader-shod feet, standing still and simply gazing, in awe, at the amount of water that was then traversing downstream.  The magnificence of it all still rests with me as well as my total respect for our cadre of guides that took on our task and, 75 boats later, looked back at the manner in which we tackled the task in front of us.

 

Our Twenty Inch Club board with its twenty (we are normally in the all-Extravaganza fifteen sign in level) entries provides testament that we, indeed, “were there, we fished and we conquered” and, from hereon out, can proudly testify that “we were there” when the Great Flood of 2018 occurred, and we witnessed it without the added burden of bussing ourselves over the Continental Divide to fish the Mighty Mo (where weather conditions were even more severe than we witnessed, what with 50 mph winds there).

 

Oh, did I mention weather?!?  Yes, we all were subjected to one of the wettest Junes in western Montana history with rain virtually every day (love those E-18 rain jackets!), [much] colder weather than usual (I still remember scraping ice off the windshield to drive into town on Group One’s Day Three!), and, for the first time ever, snow on not just one but two occasions, once during Group One and a second arctic blast during Group Two (love those E-18 fleeces and bamboo shirts!).  Virtually every night we had a fire roaring in the inside fireplace (even trying to smoke out the main house during Group One—right, “Burning Man”?!?)—and, in fact, we went through over two cords of wood by the end of it all, with the outside firepit finally being used to success on Day Three of Group Three (the rain was so intense during Group Two, as you Tattoos know, that the downpour actually doused the outside fire that we had, in futile  attempt, tried to start!).

 

And then there were the E-18 “bars”:  (a) gravel bars; (b) sand bars; (c) salad bars; (d) potato bars and (e) of course, bourbon bars—the latter three of which all can look forward to being future Extravaganza regulars, with the first two already being givens.

 

Join with me a moment or two in reflection back on all that we saw, all that we sensed, and all that we shared together—the unmitigated hilarity of every boat report yet lives with me; the hundreds of hours of comraderies and shared friendships; the awesome beauty of the sights and scenery that we saw—osprey, eagles, fish of every denomination, beaver, deer, fox, muskrat, hawks and, yep, right on cue at the request of Group Three’s “Juli The Teach” a moose with her newborn baby calf right in our own backyard…just  standard fare for western Montana’s, a place that, years ago, I dubbed as “God’s very own back yard—She loves it there!”

 

I stand in applause to each of you and take my E-18 cap off to “y’all” as  Michelle and I extend this, our warmest thanks, for your being part of this now annual tradition.

 

Bravo, bravo, bravo on a job so very well done…until we fish together again!!!

 

Rock Creek Ron

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

The Tale of Dem Threes

Dem Threes arrived from multi-corners of this great country of ours (a) Mark “Z” Man with his wife Julie “Z-Woman and father in law Eck “Honey” Miller as well as Gary “RX” and Juli “Da Teach” Jones and Greg “Cold Smoke” and [much!] better half “Maryn County” all from South Carolina; (b) John “The Poet” and “Susan The Smile” Williams from Georgia; (c) “Kayak Mary” Van Kerrebrook and son Bob “Anyfish” Corpening from Texas; (d) Matt “Z-Son” Zion from Utah; and (e) the balance of the sixteen from that foreign country California all in hopes of escaping the cold, cold Montana weather witnessed before them by the Ones and Twos only to find that the local Missoula rivers were still a-ragin’ what with continued rain interspersed with (finally!!) warmer weather but continued tough fishing 2018 fishing conditions.

 

Living to their name, Dem Threes posted but three fish to the Twenty Inch Board, the fish of the trip by Brian “Moraine” Shepard and two last day entries by his fishy son Nicholas “The Czar” Shepard.  But the tale of it all was to be found not on the gravel and sand bars but, rather, around the feasting tables what with olive bars, salad bars, potato bars and, best of all, a never-dry bourbon bar, the latter of which saw multiple empty bottles creating “artwork” in the outdoor fire pit which raged well into the Threes travel day homeward bound!

 

Three of Dem Threes landed their first trout ever (John “The Poet”, “Susan The Smile, and Eck “Honey” Miller—each receiving an honorary Yellow Hat for this special accomplishment); one boat posted its boat report on their day on Georgetown Lake (an Extravaganza first thanks to “Kayak Mary’s” desire to find calm waters on which to ply her name-invoking tradecraft); multiple “off the books” reports were logged including and Extravaganza first of Greg “Cold Smoke” lassoing a swallow (not as in bourbon but as in a flying object) with his artfully thrown fly line; and the beat never seemed to stop—not for one single moment—without gales of laughter, extraordinary rapport and a grand summary of the purpose of the Extravaganza:  To bring folks to this special part of the earth, to enjoy its beauties and, thereafter, to give back more than what was received. 

 

Dem Threes embodied this creed much to everyone’s mutual benefit and accomplishment.

 

Bravo, bravo, bravo Threes!!

 

RCR---<’///:><

 

 

MNHC Rocks!!

Thurston Elfstrom, Executive Director of the Montana Natural History Center addresses Dem Threes on E-18’s targeted fundraise—distance education tools to educate the youth of Montana on the state’s flora and fauna, for which this year’s Extravaganzers collectively raised over $30,000. 

 

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

 

RCR---<’///:><

 

 

Turbidity Remotely

Dem Threes, like the Ones and Twos before them, were distance educated by the Montana Natural History Center on the elements of “Turbidity”.

 

 

Bob Wire Honky Tonks Dem Threes!!!

 

 

 

Nicholas "The Czar" Rules Day Three!!